Now - more accurate stock information!

Posted in Alter Ego UK on February 6th, 2009 by Hedonist666

To benefit our customers, we at Alter Ego UK have implemented a new stock management system which regularly syncs our website product catalogue with warehouse stock information. This means that every time such an update occurs, the products which are NOT in stock in the warehouse, will be automatically disabled on the website. Although we have not faced any significant problems with people ordering out of stock products and therefore experiencing increased delivery times, it was a valid possibility, because the website was manually updated to turn out of stock products off.

But now as things are done automatically, the information is reflected in the website much more quickly than ever before! Because our catalog is so vast; you can imagine that manually updating over 2500 products was a very time consuming effort. Not having to do that anymore means that we can spend more time making sure our customers are 100% satisfied.

See for yourself at www.alteregouk.com if we can make your day with some Sex Toys, Adult Novelties, Lingerie or Intimate Care products!

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I'm dreaming of a naughty Christmas….

Posted in Alter Ego UK, Sex on November 27th, 2008 by Hedonist666

With the festive season drawing closer, we have added a new range of products specifically for Christmas. Whether it’s that special spiced scent you associate with Christmas, or just want to dress up accordingly for your lover; we’ve got what you want!

Hurry to get your naughty Advent Calendar!

Advent Calendar containing milk chocolate.

£6.99

Buy yours now!

Exclusive Advent calendar; a new naughty surprise every day in cube design. Contains love toys, lingerie, DVDs, and other fun articles.

£39.00

Buy yours now!

We also have a wide range of Christmas inspired lingerie and sexy outfits:

You can choose from bikini style sets, mini dresses, open crotch/bra sets and tops&shorts or skirts.

Just visit our Special Xmas section on Alter Ego UK

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10th Post - Celebratory Sexy Sale!

Posted in Alter Ego UK on November 21st, 2008 by Hedonist666

This has gone pretty quickly actually. 10 posts on a blog I just started what feels like only two days ago! All major milestones are to be celebrated, I can promise you that! So for this special occasion, until my 11th post, there will be a special sale on Alter Ego UK! In the spirit of Christmas; to help everyone who is currently shopping for gifts, from this moment onwards:

Novelties/Naughty Gifts at 15% off!

Hurry! This offer will only last ’til Monday, when my next post is due!

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My Alter Ego – coming up with a business name

Posted in Alter Ego UK on November 13th, 2008 by Hedonist666

Choosing a name for your business is always tough. You do not want to be too vague or too specific. It should possibly hint at what you’re intending to do but not limit you in case you want to diversify after a while. Naming your company is a very big step, especially if you’re looking to incorporate it. If you’re a sole trader or partnership, of course your trading name is still very important, but at least you are not bound to use the same name simply because that’s what you registered at the Company’s house with!

There are multiple factors which should be taken into account when choosing your name. The priorities of each factor may differ depending on what field you’re in.

  1. Branding – can you use your name effectively to brand your business? Is it catchy to your customers? Does it conjure up some image of what your company is like?
  2. Availability – Is the same name already being used by another company? If you are forming a Limited company, you cannot have the same name as another existing limited company. In case of a sole trader or partnership, duplicate names are slightly less of an issue. Stay away from copying big companies, but if your name is the same as a small shop somewhere in Scotland, chances are nobody will mind. Check on the Company’s House website if your name is available.
  3. Scope – If you decide to expand/diversify/specialise your business or take it through different media (the internet, etc.), how compatible is your chosen name with these possible business avenues? In case of wanting to sell/advertise online: Is your business name available as a domain name?
  4. Clarity – Although this should probably be understood; your business name should be easy to understand, possibly easy to spell and write down and not confusing for your customers. Check for similarities between your business name and other words/phrases you do not wish to be associated with. Sometimes it helps to take a step back while doing this, and call in the help of a friend or family member. Outsiders can sometimes spot the obvious more easily, because we ourselves tend to get too focussed on details.
  5. Image – Although closely related to the “Branding” aspect; does your business name represent your image and reputation? Do you want people to see you as serious, to the point, good at what you do? Your name should suggest the qualities you find important or which distinguish you from the crowd.

So as you see, all these factors (and undoubtedly some more) are very important while choosing a name for your business; but in varying measures –for instance if you are trying to set up a web based business, of course it is more important that your name is available as a domain, and as most of your customers would come through search engines and advertising, having a very clear name that is easily understood by people may be a little less vital to the running of your company.

The next steps… brainstorm research and evaluate to choose a name that’s right for you! Once you’ve found something you and your surroundings like, it is time to think about the rest of the Branding exercise; a logo, website, brochure, stationary, signage… All of which should be consistent and properly represent your company and what it does.

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Naughty, Sexy gift ideas for your special someone

Posted in Alter Ego UK, Sex on November 12th, 2008 by Hedonist666

Wow, it’s November already. Time to start thinking about what to gift people for Christmas! Now of course not everything is for everybody, but if you’re cheeky enough to pull it off, you could go kinky this season!
With the economy in the state it’s in lately, we could all do with a good, long distraction (sorry for the pun!). Perhaps your Christmas break is looking a little drab and boring, no exotic holidays to be planned, or family outings? If you have kids, they will probably be too busy with their Nintendo Wii to really bother with anything else; why not have some fun with your partner instead.
We’re all getting some days off work at least, if not weeks. The bedroom can be a fun place to stay in, for more than just sleeping. I’m sure you’re all aware of that! Now to add to your bedroom ammo; of course going au natural is good at times, however dressing and spicing things up can make all the difference. Particularly if either of you is a little bored with the festivities that generally go on in bed.
Top 5 naughty gift ideas:
1. Restraints: chain your partner to the bed (or wherever else you want them!) Have them under your complete control and call all the shots! You decide when, and what, and how things are done. All they can do is go along with it and be forced to endure the pleasure…
2. A gift box: Within that pretty ribbon exterior lies a treasure for your special someone to explore with you. Choose from a variety of options, containing some exclusive pleasing and teasing sex toys, including lube to go with it. If you and your partner have never tried additions in the bedroom, why not check it out? There’s a reason they sell so well; They’re awesome!
3. The Cone: still a popular and innovative choice, this one! Having been featured extensively on mainstream TV even (Jonathan Ross, before all the controversy happened!), it is a sure pleaser! If you want your woman to experience orgasms like never before, or would like to see what all the fuss is about for yourself, get yourself one… Now you can choose from Pink or Black! Special offer: only £40.99! (RRP 49.99)
4. Adult board/card games: The times are over when your only choice in adult games was Strip Poker! There is a wealth of games available, all catered at couples who want to explore each other more intimately and deeply than before, while having a couple of laughs and lots of fun. Even sure to please with a group of close friends, over a glass of wine… Hey, at least it keeps you away from the TV, doesn’t it?
5. Edible goodies: Christmas is a time of opulence and prosperity. Share the love, and more importantly, share the chocolate! Naughty chocolates can be found in many shapes; Try some After dinner Willies/Nipples and of course the usual array of edible underwear. There’s a reason they’ve been around for a while now, they totally work!

Remember: Alter Ego UK is the UK’s newest addition to online sex toy retailers, filling a gap in the market where most sites are aimed at men, we pay special attention to keeping our website tasteful and appealing for the Ladies.

We ship all over the UK at a flat rate of £2.50 if your order value is below £25. Shipping rates for higher value orders are also quite reasonable at £3.25, £4.50 and max. £5.50 per order, depending on how much you spend! For more information about shipping, visit Alter Ego UK.

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1st Time…

Posted in Alter Ego UK on November 11th, 2008 by Hedonist666

There is always a first, a very special moment, the opening of a new chapter, in this case a new blog. As many people are out there, gathering information, living increasing percentages of their lives online, browsing the world wide web, I want to make a meaningful addition to what is there on offer. I want to highlight and commentate, review and suggest, hopefully things that you, dear visitor might find useful.

As should become quite obvious throughout my further posts on this blog, this is not a personal blog. I will admit, I’m aiming to speak on behalf of my company, something many have done before me. Being a small business owner, life is not only a bit hard, it has become even harder lately. There are so many fish in the sea, we have to think of new ways to make our voice heard. Please do take a minute to visit our website, www.alteregouk.com and browse a little. See if you might like anything :-)
Our range includes:

Sex toys for Her; Vibrators and dildos in various styles, sizes, materials and price ranges! Anal toys, Some very beautiful glass, crystal and metal toys.. A very good collection of lingerie, leather, pvc and fantasy outfits; great for role play with your special someone!

Sex toys for Him; Anal toys, (vibrating) vaginas, FleshLight sets/inserts/cases, Masturbation aids, and lots and lots of Cock rings (vibrating or non vibrating, take your pick!). Of course also plenty of leather/pvc and other outfits to show off your physique in!

Sex toys for Couples to enjoy; Bondage, Strap ons, Sex toy kits, Aphrodisiacs, gift/party kits and a whole range of erotic/adult board/card games! These are not exclusively for couples; they can be enjoyed with some close friends or a hen night/stag party! Of course we also carry the basics; lubes, personal hygiene/grooming products, massage oils, condoms, novelties & naughty gift ideas

As you can see our collection is extensive and ranges from the most main stream naughty must haves to kinkier stuff as well! You can go as extreme as you want, purchasing whatever you need from the privacy of your own home.

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